AGM (2007-07-28)

After a scenic trip on the RT, Hashers gathered at Jack Astor's situated in the parking lot of the infamous Scarborough Town Centre. Pre-hash drinks were ordered followed by some belly aching about paying $7 for a pint. I say it's a small price to pay for a drink in such a beautiful setting.

At chalk talk outgoing GM New Shoez generously offered up some sort of champagne substitute to those who could stomach it.

Just as the pack set off, Sex Toy arrived. Apparently she had been at home, power washing her upstairs hallway, as she'd had a small spill after the previous evening's Hogan's Hash.

The trail was set by co-hares Wet 'n Dirty and Humpday through a ribbon of nature in the beautiful industrial heart of Scarborough. Of course the pack stayed together. We were in Scarborough after all. Even Shadow didn't range for fear of becoming another senseless statistic.

Trail followed through opulent Tuxedo Court, past Anal Compulsion's childhood home, and down into a ravine where offerings of flour were made to one of the local deities.

After the pack mercilessly teased and taunted a hard working rent-a-cop at the Toyota parts warehouse they drew up to the lovely beer check in a mud pit under the eastbound lanes of Canada's busiest highway. Here Moist drew trolls which most likely had been spray painted over by sundown, and Nadia Cumandeatme flung poo at a defenceless Humpday

The on in was hosted by the lovely and talented Wet 'n Dirty. While she cooked up a feast worthy of Caligula the lads enjoyed ummm... birdwatching with her new binoculars.

New Shoez, God rest his soul, graciously ended his extended reign and passed the sacred drinking vessel onto Ra and Wet 'n Dirty our new co-GM's.

Wet 'n Dirty's acceptance speech borrowed heavily from Hollywood quoting Sally Fields “you like me, you really like me” and later channelling distant relative Chevy Chase to entertain us with a few spontaneous pratfalls. Ra remained his usual stoic self but I did notice one small tear roll down his cheek as he wondered why he'd ever left Iraq .

General erections followed and the half minds eagerly volunteered to assume their positions. While Morehead slipped Humpday the Hash throat, H2Ho recorded the proceedings for future blackmail fodder.

Once Wet ’n Dirty finished her announcements the food trough was opened. At this point Drinkslikeagirl arrived with his date. They had been delayed at yet another deportation hearing.

While the stragglers left for a late night picnic on the RT an exhausted Wet ’n Dirty curled up for the night with Drinks’ girlfriend.