Hash trash index here - Black Swan (2007-07-30)

Black Swan

The first hash of the post New Shoez era was held at the venerable Black Swan on the Danforth. Eight kilometres into the hash the pack started whining that Humpday had set another death march. Alas this was only the trek to Dead End's bag wagon.

After the new GMs led chalk talk, the pack strolled to the corner of Broadview and Danforth and watched while Wet 'n Dirty sped across the Bloor Viaduct. Before long she was out of sight leading some of the half minds to speculate she had leapt. Unfortunately traffic on the DVP seemed to be moving along nicely.

The evening took a strange, kinky sexual turn as the pack entered Cabbagetown. First Eager Beaver picked up some useful dating tips at the Necropolis. Shortly thereafter Humpday propositioned a homeless man, and H2Ho decided she wanted to get up close and personal with some of the animals at Riverdale Farm.

After dodging balls in Broadview Park and a dash through Riverdale, where Wet 'n Dirty was spotted alive and well, the pack headed to Terrio's for the beer check. Here Eager Beaver revealed, to the delight of Backdoor Buzz, that recently she's been doing harriers in the pool. Rumour has it that she may have even done a couple of harriettes.

Back at the Black Swan, the lads sampled 100 year old eggs (a local delicacy) as Ra and Wet 'n Dirty handed out down down's ably assisted by new co-RA FLAB. Before circle ended, Wet 'n Dirty announced that since finishing her baking classes she has begun taking in laundry. Shadow and Humpday were her first happy customers.

Before heading home a number of the stragglers stumbled across Danforth to eat tacos at the Willow. Here Eager Beaver had the group in stitches as she regaled us with witty tales about her life as a middle child.