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Scruffy Murphy's

Saturday must have been a busy day as the lion's share of hashers showed up late. Unfortunately Mangina wasn't one of them. A note to the hare raiser... in future try to avoid recruiting hares suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I know he's never been farther than basic training in Meaford, but have you ever been there on a Saturday night?

During chalk talk Wet 'n Dirty had the two visitors introduce themselves: Just Peter (now there's a clever hash name) and some woman from East North Carolina.

While Shadow took Public Transportation to the beer check the rest of the pack headed north through Sherwood Park. As usual Humpday got lost so details on the rest of the trail are sketchy. I did later however receive reports that a certain sweaty female GM had been spotted bending elbows with the regulars at the Gabby's at Yonge and Lawrence. Unfortunately the Beer Check was at the Gabby's at Yonge and Eglinton.

As Shampoo led the half minds home, Johnny Cockring decided to make the trail a little longer and blew through the beer check. You'd think a lawyer would be a brighter than that... but you'd be wrong.

Arriving back at Scruffy Murphy's we were surprised to see our dry bags still in the care of Nadia Cumandeatme. The lengthy trail set by her partner had given her ample time to rifle through our belongings. T here were also several new faces including Poker and Flyer who had the good sense to skip the trail.

Wet 'n Dirty poured out the down downs including one to Six Inches Under for joining the Hell's Angels. Ever the opportunist she has already contracted with him and his brothers to provide security for the Sin City Boys at this year's Analversary.

I've been informed by usually reliable sources that some of us went to a party afterwards.

P.S. Rumour has it that New Shoez spent the night riding public transportation.