Lazy Lizard

September 26, 2007

Recently our GM Wet'n Dirty has been running a tad late. Last Wednesday was no exception. She pulled her hash mobile up to the Red Lantern at precisely 7:20. Unfortunately the rest of the half minds were gathered at the Lazy Lizard for the start of the Full Moon hash.

This was a special edition as it was the anniversary of Hare New Shoez getting cosmetic surgery. Has it really been 5 years since doctors transplanted his ass to his face?

It was nice to see Aussi Just Andrew, Just Kate, Wet Spot and my favourite Mauritian Hot Pants out again. Even Honkin' Hooters and G Man Dapper Sapper, sporting an haute couture hash tee, were spotted in the crowd. Also present was Cairo transplant Sheik Geek who ran the hash in his Bruno Maglis. Perhaps Chic Geek would be a more fitting handle.

After Wet 'n Dirty puffed through the introductions the mob chugged off across Yonge to the first of several Back Checks and YBF's. Trail eventually made its way through the grounds of prestigious Upper Canada College where teachers could be seen administering a special kind of ummm. discipline to some of the more gifted students.

Back across Yonge, skirting Mount Pleasant Cemetery, the final spurt lead the pack to the beer check at, surprisingly, the Red Lantern. After our collective thirst had been quenched we strolled back to the Lazy Lizard where we encountered naughty school teacher Half Wit. Apparently she had been out for a r*n (the horror) when she stumbled across the pack.

As down downs were meted out to the large number of visitors, newcomers and backsliders, Wet 'n Dirty and Humpday received special attention for their "sprint" to the finish. Feeble minded Humpday can be forgiven but you would think that the GM would know better than to engage in competitive behaviour.

As the beer flowed and the night dragged on Shampoo and Wet Spot debated the merits of archaic hashing rule #6. Later they discussed the spread on the Seven Fingers Circus in the latest issue of FAB magazine while Eager Beaver and Dapper Sapper compared notes on girls past and present.