Smilin’ Jack’s

October 15, 2007

I'm not sure what kind of breaded mushrooms they have at Smilin' Jack's but judging by the effect they had on New Shoez they must have been some of BC's finest. If you ever wanna see him move faster than a slug, just hit him with a dose of psilocybin. It's a shame Aussie head Just ANdrew was a no show.

I kind of regret missing the beginning of the hash, not just because of the magic mushrooms but because my favourite Mauritian was modelling the latest in hashing head gear; Valentino I believe. Just a tip though Hot Pants, if you’re gonna wear a Russian ushanka it’s better at minus 10 than plus 10. Oh how men suffer for their fashion.
By all accounts trail was a fine first effort from hare 6 Inches Under, the swift young grave digger. Although I still find it hard to believe he had no adult supervision. Even more impressive was his ability to locate the only homeless person in all of North York.

Not much news to report from trail although I hear that Back Door Buzz and Wet 'n Dirty were spotted holding hands during one particularly romantic stretch. Fortunately Aren’t We Naughty was just down the street and they were able to slip in discretely for some ummm… supplies.

Galloping down Yonge Street towards the beer check at Ferg's I was saddened to notice that iconic North York fine dining establishment John Anderson’s was boarded up. No more late night souvlaki on a bun for this hasher. It was at Ferg’s that Humpday finally made an appearance. He claims to have been working but we all know that napping is more likely.

Back at Smilin’ Jack’s COD as usual was first to order - last to pay. In fact he waited almost an entire overtime period for his bill only to get it as Brian McCabe fired the winning goal into his own net.