Cougar's Birthday Hash

February 23, 2008

By guest hash scribe Dr. Fuqsalot

A cold and sunny day greeted two BH3 Hashers as we made our way to Hogtown to help celebrate Cougar's 29th birthday anniversary Hash.

Arriving later than expected, Inverted Camel Toe and yours truly had stopped to pick up some duty free items for the Hogtown crowd. It takes remarkably little time for Sex Toy, Bird Brian, Wet N Dirty, 6" Under, Casket Case, Cougar and Robin's Wood to drink a case of beer.

The birthday spankings had to wait for trail to be done first, of course. A cold, sunny and blustery trail took us through North Toronto and into a ravine. Who said we were getting wet? Did trail actually go through the 33* water? New Shoez found out that the answer was NO. The trail did not go there. I hope he brought a dry bag. And when I say "dry bag", I'm not talking about Rose Eh.

Moonman and I had an intimate moment in the snow, as did New Shoez and a Hogtown harriette. They've had a lot of snow in Hogtown, and I think it is starting affect their brains.

On Up, and then On On to the beer. In the backyard of a civilian we drank a beer, threw snowballs and I called out RobinsWood. Big mistake? You bet. Snow down my shirt and in my face? You bet. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. What fun would a hash be without RW acting like a 10 year old? As long as I don't get dumped out of a Porta-Potty.

After stopping at a gigantic snowman we were soon On-On back to the bar. Freezing cold and without our dry bags, we shivered through a beer while Circle got organized. There was cake, singing and acknowledgements of mis-behavior on trail. Captain Prickhard and U-Whore-U arrived to join our table.

Mysteriously, I had to drink several times, including once for "losing my tags". JHC, maybe I need to have this shit stapled to me! The main benefit of this infraction was that my tags were being held by WnD down her shirt. Sometimes, when you lose, you really win!

The party got underway, including lots of drinks, dancing, throwing balls at each other, more drinks, more dancing and an extended interrogation from U-Whore-U about the accuracy of my name. Other highlights of the party included:

-- What is the actual recipe for a Long Island Iced Tea? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Long_Island_ Iced_Tea)
-- Where did Rose Eh learn to swing...swing dance, that is? Damn that woman can dance!
-- Will Just Matt get named "Balls in my Face"?

On-After back to chez Cougar. More fun and games, drinks and Hash smack talk.

Thanks for a shitty trail and Hashpitality, Coug and RW!

Hope to see you On-On in Flour City at the Green Dress.......