For the Pride Edition of the Hash we gathered Chez Shampoo et Moist Leatherette, appropriately the former home of mildly famous switch hitter and man about town Jaymz Bee.

Sitting in the backyard was a young woman waaay too fit and good looking to be a hasher. Some know Just Kate as a roommate of Casket Case who works as a dancer. Funny though, I don’t remember ever seeing her at Filmore’s.  A short time later another new face appeared. It was transplanted Nebraskan Orgasmus from Nicosia H3 in town to launder some Russian Mob money.  Also present was big time back slider and new bachelor Sh*thead along with his paramour Daisy.
After a couple James Ready 5.5’s we held chalk talk in the laneway out back. Hare Shampoo gave trail instructions and indicated that it had been marked in a rainbow of chalk colours.

To prove he was serious about celebrating Pride Day, GM Humpday grabbed a surprised Shadow, threw him up against the fence, and took him from behind.  Then, after introductions and a post coital smoke, he sent the pack on their way.

The trail meandered over to the splash pad at Greenwood Park where we temporarily lost Humpday. From here the pack chased Wet Pussy north and found him cruising Monarch Park.  Wet ‘n Dirty however wanted none of that and ranged straight to the beer check. Feeling a tad guilty she completed the remainder of trail bass ackwards. Actually I think she was a tad worn out after her long ride downhill from Pape Station.

The sound of Orgamus singing show tunes from the Sound of Music signalled the arrival of the pack at the charming GG Bar and Eatery. Here the half minds drank their cheap swill and stared intently as the well dressed barkeep made ice.

Back at the On In down down’s were handed out to bears, Greeks (or those who live amongst them) and people who laid trail using a rainbow of colours.
Zig Zag got one for coming out, Dead End for buggering up a great trail and Sweet Cheeks drank for still being able to blow his own horn.

I’m not sure why but at this point former GM Sh*thead admonished Hogtown for making a mockery of hash rule #6. Go figure. He then entertained us all by singing a rousing rendition of the rhubarb song.

Announcements included upcoming runs, the Ultimate and the Assholes gig in Eerie, and yet another lame idea from our delusional GM. He has declared that trail #1050 (August 23rd) will be “Bring a Chum to the Hash” day. Get it? Get it?

While the throng chowed down on pulled pork and beans lovingly prepared by Shampoo and Moist Leatherette, Humpday and his former lover Wet Pussy disappeared for a heart to heart.

After din dins, the boyz hopped on the 506 and took a wide eyed Orgasmus to the gay village. There he discretely snapped pix with his cell phone while pretending he’d never seen anything like it before.  Ummm... rumour has it that later Humpday and his new flame Shadow were spotted holding hands as they walked up Church Street. Isn’t that sweet?
Out.